Friday, 10 September 2010

THE IDENTITY OF MUMMY MISSION IS REVEALED

The High Court in London today revealed the identity of Mummy Mission. She was named as 34 year old mother of four, Lena Doherty. The court decided to reveal the identity of the mother of four because she had forgotten what her name was.

The confused mum lost her identity from a young age when she was lovingly referred to as you, child or called by another siblings name by her own mother. Strangers would refer to her as “Kev’s Daughter, Lenny’s Granddaughter or even that the girl that works at Iceland”.

The identity crisis only worsened when she married her long – term partner and she was given a whole new identity “Wayne’s Missus”. This sorry state of a woman was then lead in to further confusion after she had her four children then becoming known as “Jack, Emily’s, Mollie’s or Fin’s mum”

After careful consideration by the courts and Social services, it was deemed that this Mother had been through enough in her short lifetime and should be told who she was. She recalled being called something that once resembled a name, but it was too long ago to remember.

Speaking outside of court today Mrs Doherty was overwhelmed to finally know what her actual name was and she was quoted as saying “This is a victory for mums all over the world who have lost their identity’s now let’s drink wine”

The government have now got involved in this high profile case and are going to review the laws about woman being referred to as just someone’s Wife, Mother and Daughter and it will open the flood gates to more women around the world demanding to know their true identities.

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